I haven't written a post in a whole month. That's pretty bad, I know how much I hate it when I'm getting kind of into a blog, and then the blogger is all "weell, I just fancied a holiday and let this whole telling-you-every-step-of-my-life thing tail off."
I had this totally interesting article coming your way, about different types of males, but half way through I got quite depressed at the prospect of categorising every man on the planet, so... don't hold your breath for that one.
ANYWAYYY... look at these thrilling and strange things that have happened to me this month!
1. I LEFT SCHOOL
Oh yeah. That one. The big one. Except, y'know, I'm coming back for Sixth Form next year, but the prospect of a nine week summer is just - mm mm mmmm, tasty.
2. I BOUGHT MY PROM DRESS
Yeah! Me! I CHOSE one! A conscious decision from the non-decision maker! And it's red!! My grandmother says it makes me look like a hussy, but I am willing to let that slide, as she also once said that I'm single because I'm too skinny to bear babies, and no man wants a girl who can't have his babies. Which is wrong on so many levels, really.
I'm not showing your a picture.
3. I GOT ABSOLUTELY WANKERED
Am I allowed to say that word?
Again, there will be no picture for this.
4. I GOT TONSILLITIS
And am consequently now really into soup.
5. I WENT GINGER
But it came out purpley, and I don't like it. I'll get it lightened and then unveil it on here.
6. I'VE DECIDED I WANT TO GO TO ABERDEEN UNIVERSITY
Because it sounds lovely, and the countryside is beautiful, and I love Scottish people.
So that's everything really. I'm now on study leave, feeling quite humdrum with my soup and my studying.
Love, Peace and The Difference a Month Makes,